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I can’t take credit for this one. Posted with permission.  What a lazy “IT Consultant”. Not only does this person fail to name the …

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Well, I guess we were wrong about the whole “people being taken to heaven” thing not being real. It’s real. People have disappeared.   …

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So shoe sizes for kids go from 1 to 13. Then start at 1 again. So if you want shoes for a 2.5-year-old you …

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The Definitive Intergalactic Council of Kakistocracy and Safety has emitted a class 5 avoidance order for the third planet in the Sol system, commonly …

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Recruiter:  Hi Chad, I hope you’re well. The reason I’m reaching you is we have a brand new position that matched your listed interest in the …

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2:21:21 PM Unfortunate customer service representative: I apologize for the wait time. 2:23:01 PM Me: Do I need to restate my problem? 2:24:10 PM …

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